Tuesday, October 19, 2004
If Harry Potter was Singaporean...
1. Harry. Good name.
2. Qualifies as �foreign talent� immediately. (Some more, his talent is damn foreign one.)
3. Must buy COE for broom.
4. Hogwarts becomes part of Through Train Programme.
5. For mother tongue, put down �Parseltongue�.
6. Hermione will have to deal with being labelled a �mugger� in addition to a �muggle-born�.
7. Young wizards will have fun along East Coast Parkway, shouting "Lumos!" and disturbing the lovers in the bushes.
8. SingTel to provide owl-delivered messages as option in their mobile plans.
9. After graduating from Hogwarts, kena NS.
10. Prisoner of Changi
11. Ron encouraged to faster marry Hermione and have three kids before thirty.
12. Govt declares it aims to make it to the Quidditch World Cup by 2010.
13. Meanwhile, Singapore Pools starts accepting bets for Quidditch.
14. Because of lightning-shaped scar on forehead, asked to join Youth Wing of certain political party.
15. Formation of Order of the Phoenix kena rejected by Registrar of Societies.
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